By now, we're all accepting Irma. She's coming here. We're gonna feel the wind, see the rain, and all stay indoors and in-land. But life in Key West is different. People escape to the Conch Republic for the lifestyle, the come as you are and have a few while you're at it, attitude.

What some in Key West are doing ISN'T smart. We're 20 feet above sea level in Melbourne...Key West is literally like a foot above sea level. I hope all the people you see in this video make it through the storm OK. Including the owner Peter, who probably could've said "crappy" "poopy" "stuff" "shananigans" "ish" or any other variation of the S-Word...but again he's a Conch...he'll say what he wants on live TV:

THIS VIDEO CONTAINS THE USE OF THE "S-WORD" TWICE! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!

If you're having your own Irma drinking party...do us all a favor, stay indoors, don't drive, and if CNN comes to your door asking to go live in front of the nation...don't do it. Have them film your dog or some "ish"....