First of all...EWW! Second, I didn't realize 'wet willys' were illegal!!
Joseph Sireci was arrested on Aug. 15 after his girlfriend told police she arrived at his home that day to find him drunk on the living room floor. She claims he continued to drink and behave belligerently and at some point gave her the wet willy.
Apparently it falls under 'battery'. That's what he was charged with anyway according to reports.