Showing Up To Prom...In A Hearse And Coffin

I had aspirations in high school to be an astronaut, and I didn't go to the Eau Gallie Civic Center in a freaking shuttle!!!

But to give this girl some credit, she wants to be a funeral director (odd job dream but don't crush it) and she's starting off getting a nice limo?

 

They say all crazy stories happen here in Florida...but let's all take a moment to notice this is from NJ.com, a site for "all news" about New Jersey with the slogan "True Jersey"...this tells me all I need to know about New Jersey.

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