Never name an animal, cause they you end up with feels...but do you think BBC America and "BBC Earth" knows that? NOPE! So freaking meet, freaking Portia, the freaking SUPER SPIDER!
Portia has 3 set up super abilities that make her better than other spiders:
- She can jump super far (in spider terms)
- Her eyesight is REALLY GOOD (along with having 8 eyes)
- Oh and apparently this spider HAS FREAKING THOUGHTS! SPIDERS ARE THINKING NOW!!!
Just when I didn't think spiders could get any scarier, like how I found out there's enough spiders on Earth to EAT US ALL, I learned about this super spider.
Unless Portia is gonna bite (and not kill me) so I can be Peter Parker IRL I'mma stay THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
far away from Portia, or the woods, or outside for the foreseeable future.