If you don't like the sound of farts, if you don't laugh at a fart, or if you find farts offensive then leave now because there's about to be a lot of farts.
This is "Paul Flart - The Farting Security Guard" and just this week a compilation video of his many Instagram videos of him farting at his security job in a hospital went viral.
The man's name is Doug, and while securing the entrance to a hospital, he farts. And he films himself farting and at times almost getting caught.
Well, the viral status of the lengthy video caught up to him...like a slowly creeping smelly fart...at his work.
What we can only assume is his boss or some official at the hospital, "Paul Flart" knew he was in some trouble so he started filming the situation in which he was driving up to.
This is the state of the Internet in 2018. A farting security guard losing his job for farting while being a security guard.