Dude's Voicemails Prove He's A TOTAL D@#CHE!!!!!!!

posted by Kevin Campbell -

A woman named Olga had a brief run-in with a man named Dimitri. After the two chatted for several minutes, Olga gave him her business card. Days later, she received two voicemails from Dimitri that were so off-putting, she shared the audio on Facebook.

"I wonder what part of Olgas body he was thinking to use for the human skin suit he's trying to tailor in his mom's basement," commented one Facebook user.

"There's nothing wrong with him... Yea right! He is a full on psycho," another user wrote.

Listen to the voicemail messages below.

Dimitri thinks he is Gods greatest gift to women

Ladies would you date this guy after listening to this voicemail? What would it take? Dimitri thinks he is God's greatest gift to women

Posted by MaximBady on Tuesday, May 30, 2017

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